This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.
omfg this is so accurate
everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
Remember guys, that snail is one of the most evil creatures ever.
Utagawa Toyokuni III 三代目歌川豊国 / Utagawa Kunihisa II 二代目歌川国久
what the hell.
Would read again.
I applaud the person who wrote this.
Leonardo Dicaprio and Jonah Hill giving each other a high-five after swimming with a topless woman in Miami
once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
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